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Late Night Roundup: Getting GOP Voters To Settle Down — Or Not

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Late Night Roundup: Getting GOP Voters To Settle Down — Or Not


In the wake of Donald Trump’s victory in the Nevada caucuses, the late night hosts examined the ways in which the other GOP candidates are simply failing to mount a response.

Stephen Colbert looked at Marco Rubio’s efforts to get Republican voters to just settle for him to be final candidate to stop Donald Trump — even if they didn’t actually like him: “He’s just saying the election’s not getting any younger, and America needs to settle. He might not be the president of your dreams — but you’ll learn to love him. It’s all summed up in his powerful new campaign slogan: Marco Rubio — oh, you’re such a catch?”

Trevor Noah examined the way that Trump’s Republican rivals are still fighting against each other, instead of taking on each other. “Trump’s just sitting back, watching two Hispanics tear each other apart — which, coincidentally, will be the main event at his inauguration.”

Jimmy Kimmel highlighted Donald Trump’s proud declaration after his win in the Nevada caucuses, “I love the poorly educated!” And so Jimmy has got a new ad for Donald Trump — created by, and for, the poorly educated.

Conan O’Brien: “Donald Trump’s wife is speaking out more. Although she herself is an immigrant, Donald Trump’s wife Melania says she is fine with her husband’s tough anti-immigration stance. She’s fine with it. When asked why, Mrs. Trump said she had about 4.5 billion reasons.”



  1. Paul Bass February 25, 2016

    See if you ARE “poorly educated” you don’t even realize this statement is a put down, and you STILL vote for him. (Yes, please get a brain before November!)

  2. Dominick Vila February 25, 2016

    Neither Rubio, nor Cruz, have a chance to defeat Trump; and they will not get each others supporters if one of them drops out. In fact, I doubt very seriously that Trump will pick either of them as a running mate. A more likely choice may be Kasich, an experienced and pragmatic candidate in a field of nuts.

  3. fansgb February 25, 2016

    Donald’s words always get twisted. He would be put down if he only mentioned the highly educated, Donald is for all the people no matter their education. I will be happy to call Donald Mr. President.

    1. Paul Bass February 25, 2016

      Always get twisted? that’s an EXACT quote!

      How about “stop Muslims from entering America…,” another, or “Mexicans are…rapists” another exact quote.

      Here I’ll make it easy for you, IF you are an ashhat, you WILL vote for trump, because he is the biggest ashhat.

  4. ray February 25, 2016

    The poorly educated is the republican base voter that is why they are busy wrecking the public school system.

  5. Phil Christensen February 26, 2016

    Colbert still has a show?


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